You're a collector of life hacks, a curator of shoulds. If you do what you're supposed to do, you're doing life right.
But when each day ends and you sift through your catalog of parenting mistakes, kitchen fails, and your general dislike of All the People, you feel like a jerk and a failure. The problem? You're trying to be a genius about things that don't matter.
It's time to stop life-hacking your way to checklist life and instead become a Lazy Genius.
If you're nodding along with me and thinking, "Yes! This is me!" then I highly suggest you join our family of normal people who've stopped trying so hard to do everything Martha and our mothers-in-law think we should.